Life - Sunday, May 19th 2013
Reading time 6 minutes
I’m going to tell you about a thing I love, and why you’ll probably never like it as much as I do. Read more…
Life - Thursday, May 16th 2013
Reading time 5 minutes
One day, in the more-recent-past-than-I-care-to-admit, I found myself selling internet door-to-door. Read more…
Rants - Thursday, May 9th 2013
Reading time 5 minutes
Life - Thursday, May 2nd 2013
Reading time 4 minutes
The internet sure is full of stuff, right? There is a cornucopia of sites out there, each holding a metric fuckton of content, crafted lovingly and enthusiastically by young artists desperate to earn a living doing what they love. The internet seems like the way to do that, doesn’t it? After all, it’s impossible for anyone to hear about you without it; therefore the more you’re on it the better. Right?
Bullsh. Read more…
Entertainment, Rants - Wednesday, May 1st 2013
Reading time 4 minutes
I don’t know much about Zach Braff but I do know that he is the world’s most boring auteur.
Rants - Thursday, April 25th 2013
Reading time 3 minutes
We define ourselves by the things we believe and the battles we fight in their name. Read more…
Rants - Wednesday, April 24th 2013
Reading time 5 minutes
It may surprise you to learn, Samantha, that most people don’t actually need you to tell them they ought to be thinner. Read more…
Rants - Thursday, April 4th 2013
Reading time 5 minutes
As many of you already know, I once worked in recruitment. This means I spent all day, every day surrounded by hundreds of CVs. When I say “your CV was my coaster”, I am absolutely not exaggerating. Your CV was not only my coaster, but also what I used to wipe the butter off my Pret knife, and what I used to fan the crumbs off my skirt after I finished eating. Your CV was the thing I drew penises on when I was bored. Read more…